One-man show - Edgar-Yves

"I've been busting my ass writing funny stuff, but to get you to listen to it, I've got to show you my inner Beyoncé first!

Honestly? You're really full of yourself! If you want to see people dance to launch their careers, there's "Danse avec les Stars"!

If I want you to come, it's because I'm not Vegan and we don't have barbecues with empty halls, so come on down! You want motivation? Ok! I'm black, a ticket purchased is a donation to Africa...

See what you made me write? We've come this far because you've forced me to be inventive!

Still not convinced? Okay, I get it: "I'm a Single Lady! I'm a Single Lady! Ohohoh!""